Archive for the 'PETA' Category

14
Jan
09

PETA Renames Fish

Good grief, PETA. Your antics have slipped into the ridiculous. Wait, they already were ridiculous. OK, I guess we’ll have to go for ‘stupid.’ Fish are fish, not sea kittens. Yeah, that’s right. PETA is on a campaign to change the names of fish to ‘sea kittens.’ Yeah,after  thousands of years of humanity calling fish ‘fish,’ PETA wants to change them to sea kittens. Why, do you ask? From their website: “Would people think twice about ordering fish sticks if they were called sea kitten sticks? Would sea kitten soufflé be a hot seller at the local seafood restaurant? Does fillet o’ sea kitten sound even remotely appetizing?” Of course it doesn’t, PETA, because restaurants aren’t going to change the names of their dishes just because you say that’s the name now. Also from their website: “Given the drastic situation for this country’s sea kittens—who are often the victims of many major threats to their welfare and ways of life—it’s high time that the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (FWS) stop allowing our little sea kitten friends to be tortured and killed. Who’d want to hurt a sea kitten anyway?!” Oh dear, they’re killing our sea kitten friends! Boy, I tell you what, that’s just terrible. I think I’m going to go mull over that sad fact as I munch on some deep sea bass.

In case you can’t tell, I think very little of PETA and their constant stupid endeavors so save animals. Check out their ridiculous campaign on their website. (On second thought, don’t. You may find some objectionable stuff. My internet security actually began blocking their website because of ‘R-rated Opinion’) They have a ‘Create Your Own Sea Kitten’ tab. They also ignore science. They say that ‘sea kittens’ are as intelligent as dogs and cats. I’m sorry, but no. When was the last time you saw a fish fetch? No, dolphins aren’t fish, sorry. I’m pretty sure it’s scientifically proven that fish are untrainable. I particularly can’t stand this idiotic phrase: “Please take just a few moments to send an e-mail to H. Dale Hall, the director of the FWS, asking him to stop promoting the hunting of sea kittens (otherwise known as “fishing”).” Oh, sorry PETA. The whole rest of the world is wrong. 

Might as well go eat some chicken. Whoops, I probably meant to say prairie kittens.

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15
Nov
08

PETA and Lindsay Lohan

I’m no huge fan of Lindsay Lohan. She had a great career ahead of her, she was a cute kid actress, but she botched it all by becoming a scandalous party girl (as most girl kid actresses inevitably do). She was an alcoholic for a while, she went to rehab for drugs, her life was going down the drain, and all that fun stuff that celebrities do. (And we look up to these people?) But now, all of a sudden, she’s saved her career by claiming she’s bisexual. Ick. That’s gross. All of a sudden she’s back in the spotlight because she’s bisexual. But recently, she ran into PETA. Now, if I’m not too big a fan of Lindsay Lohan, I’m even less a fan of PETA. They have no respect whatsoever for humans. Animals are gods to them. And recently, while on her way to a Paris nightclub, Lohan was hit with a flour bomb thrown by animal rights activists. (You know they’re PETA people, why are they being protected by being called ‘animal rights activists’?) A flour bomb is merely a lot of flour thrown at someone. Now why did they throw it? Lohan was wearing a fur stole (an accessory made out of animal fur). Come on, idiots. Let people wear what they want. For thousands of years people have eaten animals and worn animal skin. The animals are still around, right? Right. So we definitely aren’t going to be the people to send all animals to extinction. Let people wear animal fur and you keep your flour and bake bread and be good vegetarians.




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